THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

My friend and teammate from Meljen's Designs, Cheryl Gorka has practically issued a dare.  You can find Cheryl's amazing Blog here.  So here's the story.  We are to make a list of seven outrageous and/or secret things about ourselves.  This list can be done in a number of ways.  You can tell:


A  Seven Truths
B  Seven Lies
C   Six Truths and One Lie
D  Six Lies and One Truth

HERE IS MY LIST
1.  My roots and my hair match.
2.  I once drove drunk down the sidewalk in front of the police station.
3.  I once painted a mural of a brothel on the ceiling of my bathroom.
4.  I once kicked a Frenchman in the shin for crowding in line at the Louve.
5.  I once had a breast reduction.
6.  My beverage of choice is water.
7.  My neighbors have picked out my burial plot.

Truth or Fabrication?   YOU DECIDE
Then we are to pass this (Honor) on to Seven deserving  recipients.

I have one lie on my list.  Which is it?  email me for the answer.  melrisk@cox.net